Corrupt-a-Wish

[almitywife]

granted - but again, you have to move to australia!

i wish Jen would hurry up and move to australia!

 

[fishb0y]

Oh now that is just MEAN!!

Granted! But the tape will be confiscated by the Coast guard after "the accident"

I wish I could find a good man that isn't already married!!

Granted... I do believe that Mr. Chris Crash is still single.

I wish I started reading these earlier!

 

[almitywife]

granted - but like trying to count the population of china, you never make it to the end of the line!

i wish Chris Crash and Jennifer a wonderful life together

 

[Trinigordo]

Granted: But you are made the god-mother of their first child

I wish I could move to Australia

 

[almitywife]

granted - but the law is waiting for you when you arrive to take you to Long Bay (and that not a good thing)

I wish there was a orange sunnyboys in the freezer for me to eat

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, but you're now an alcoholic in Cairns.

I wish Jen would move to California.

 

[justleesa]

Granted, but you move to Maine (don't I know you from somewhere? B))

I wish for a Rainbow....

 

[almitywife]

granted - but you have all of Jens MOF'er mates move in with you also

i wish that hubby would let me have a pug dog

 

[Quarrior]

granted, but you'll never be able to get it house broken

wish: I wish I had the money to go diving wherever and whenever I wanted.

 

[El Orans]

Granted, but you're suffering from a chronic ear infection.

I wish for a dozen more wishes.