Corrupt-a-Wish

[almitywife]

granted - we remove your ....... to make more room and be more comfy

I wish for todays work day to fly pass very quickly

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

granted - we remove your ....... to make more room and be more comfy

I wish for todays work day to fly pass very quickly

Granted. You are now 104 years old and retired.

I wish I had less gray hair

 

[almitywife]

granted - you are now bald

I wish i had a hairdresser, makup artist and stylish to dress me everyday

 

[SCUBAJENNIFER]

Granted. You are now 104 years old and retired.

I wish I had less gray hair

Granted! You're bald!

I wish I had a bigger house!

 

[Northeastwrecks]

You do, but you know have more hair, in a variety of interesting colors and locations on your body.

I wish that I knew then, what I know now.....

 

[Bratface]

Granted, you knew it then, and you know it all now.

You have Alzheimers and can't remember anything.


I wish I had a pool boy, and a pool.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish I had a pool boy, and a pool.

Granted. It's inflatable and 4" deep, and "Javier," is a dwarf who leers at you in a creepy way, everytime he sees you.


I wish I had less hair in less colors. :lol:

 

[Supernal]

I wish i had a hairdresser, makup artist and stylist to dress me everyday

Granted, but they learned everything they know about hair, makeup and clothing from the movie "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert."


I wish the conference I'm organizing was over already!

 

[almitywife]

granted - it was in far norht queensland and the catagory 5 cyclone Larry ripped thru it yesterday

i wish i was a conference instead of work today

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

i wish i was a conference instead of work today

Granted: POOF!!! You are a conference! *scratching my head...*

I wish I had a chocolate chip milkshake.