Corrupt-a-Wish

[Quarrior]

Granted, but everything you wish for, the person you dislike the most will get double what you get.

I wish I had a girlfriend that loved me, liked diving, and had the money to support me which she did gladly because she loved me.

 

[TSandM]

You do, but she's given you AIDS.

I wish I'd started diving 20 years ago.

 

[ONESPEED]

You did, but it was as a technician at a septic plant....

I wish it was Friday

 

[justleesa]

granted, but it's D-day

I wish that everything stays as it is

 

[TSandM]

Yes, but your current status is dry, so you can never dive again!

I wish my husband would go DIR.

 

[SCUBAJENNIFER]

Yes, but your current status is dry, so you can never dive again!

I wish my husband would go DIR.

Granted! But he'll be lost to the "Dark" side...Forever!

I wish I got more vacation time!

 

[Giggi]

Granted! But it's unpaid so you can't afford to go diving.

I wish I had a teleportation machine.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish I had a teleportation machine.

Granted. Welcome to the middle of the Sahara. In August.

I wish I were in Cozumel.

 

[Dave in PA]

Doh! Fish beat me to it:

Granted: You also drank the water and can't go out of your room

I wish my son would get a full scholarship to the college he was accepted at.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish my son would get a full scholarship to the college he was accepted at.

Granted. He's now got his doctorate in Basketweaving.

I still wish I were in Cozumel.