Corrupt-a-Wish

[MacDuyver]

wish granted, too bad you did not wish for a spaceship or spacesuit, because your experience lasted only a few minutes.

I wish I had gone to college in Florida instead of frozen upstate New York!

Granted.

New York and all it’s inhabitants have been blinked out of existence, there are now only 3 Great Lakes and the Hudson Bay is a small sea. You are also indebted to a coke dealer in Miami named Julio who covered your student loans.

I wish I had more of this spicy ramen i’m eating. It’s absolutely perfect. Like this is absolutely perfect ramen with a perfect blend of hot and numb spices in it.

 

[Alastor]

Granted.

And all the restaurants in your city will prepare it in this, absolutely perfect, manner. The only dish they are able to cook. Absolutely perfect.

I wish, eventually, a diving holiday in the pacific ocean. Haway, Tahiti, Galapagos, Coco's. One of those, just to start.

 

[T.C.]

Granted.

And all the restaurants in your city will prepare it in this, absolutely perfect, manner. The only dish they are able to cook. Absolutely perfect.

I wish, eventually, a diving holiday in the pacific ocean. Haway, Tahiti, Galapagos, Coco's. One of those, just to start.

Granted.

Your flight departs for a personal sailing yacht equipped for diving with beautiful divemasters and a crew that appears to be gods in human shape. The weather will be clear and light breezes.

You arrive to find that a mad scientist has genetically combined piranhas with sharks and walking catfish and anyone within 10 feet of the water is eaten.

I wish I had a working dive compressor for my sailboat...

 

[Nettie-NZ]

Granted.

Your flight departs for a personal sailing yacht equipped for diving with beautiful divemasters and a crew that appears to be gods in human shape. The weather will be clear and light breezes.

You arrive to find that a mad scientist has genetically combined piranhas with sharks and walking catfish and anyone within 10 feet of the water is eaten.

I wish I had a working dive compressor for my sailboat...

Granted
But the valve on your dive tank is missing its o-ring….. …and you can’t find any anymore o-rings on board

I wish I wasn’t faced with lots and lots of work and had a flight booked for tomorrow so I could go diving at Sipidan again….

 

[hancockks]

Granted
But the valve on your dive tank is missing its o-ring….. …and you can’t find any anymore o-rings on board

I wish I wasn’t faced with lots and lots of work and had a flight booked for tomorrow so I could go diving at Sipidan again….

Granted. Unfortunately, the president of the company you work for embezzled all the assets, and as a result all the employees were laid off without any severance, health insurance, or pensions. Your first-class flight booked for tomorrow has been canceled out of an abundance of caution as Air New Zealand has grounded all Boeing equipment.

I wish everyone a good evening.

 

[Scuba_Jenny]

Granted. Everyone is having a fantastic evening. I have a hot date with a guy who just so happens to be a scuba diver and has a yacht with a superb diving set up.
Except your evening. You acquired a nasty rash on some body parts and all you can do is sit in a tub of calamine lotion.

I wish I had a date with a yacht owning diver.

 

[Bubblesong]

Granted. Everyone is having a fantastic evening. I have a hot date with a guy who just so happens to be a scuba diver and has a yacht with a superb diving set up.
Except your evening. You acquired a nasty rash on some body parts and all you can do is sit in a tub of calamine lotion.

I wish I had a date with a yacht owning diver.

You do have a date with a yacht owning diver but it is to scrape barnacles off the bottom of his classic wood boat. This really happened to me by the way.
I wish there Boston had non stop direct cheap flights to every dive location on earth!