Corrupt-a-Wish

[inventor]

Me too! (Actually it's beer money.)

Granted, he sued ScubaDo for libel, and settled for his diving gear. (Actually that's not funny.)

I wish a new study would show global warming will only put Wall Strret underwater.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, he sued ScubaDo for libel, and settled for his diving gear. (Actually that's not funny.)

My dive gear? NOT FUNNY AT ALL (Well, maybe a little)

Granted, but the first time you use SD's gear, the reg leaks, badly, and the BCD pops.

Wish inventor had a really good dive buddy!!!

 

[inventor]

I do! Several! But I can't afford to dive right now! Owww! Corrupt a wish is true!

Sorry to keep bangin' on the broke thing, such is life, it'll end this weekend. Not life, just reread that, the broke thing.

I wish SD along and happy diving career!

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but he always has to rent equipment because inventor took mine in the settlement!!!


Wish inventor had enough money to dive (with his OWN equipment).

 

[inventor]

Granted, tanks are only 10 cent fills. Whats the deco on 12 seconds at 7 ft?

Wish more folks would take up diving!

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, now everyone dives and every great diving spot is swamped. Thanks inventor!

Wish those newbies would get out of my bathtub!

 

[inventor]

Granted, they are all 99 year old male members of NUDI. (EeeeWWW) (Unless that's a viewer's thing, no offence intended.) But Eeeeeewwww. Didn't mean butt eeewww. Oh forget, it I offend who I offend.

I wish all tech divers knew they started as newbs.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but they still put down people who aren't techies.

Wish I could get that last mental picture from inventor our of my head - Eeeewww!

 

[inventor]

Granted, but you miss with the icepick and can no longer use the letter 7.

Wish there was more to see in Lake Mead.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, there is not a big letter 7, whatever that is.

Wish it weren't bed time.