Corrupt-a-Wish

[inventor]

Granted, it's time to pull an 18 hour shift.

No, it's the letter 7.

Wish that ice pick hadn't done more harm than good.

 

[bowlofpetunias]

Weird I am stuck in a time warp.. this thread won't let me go to the last post.. maybe this will do the trick

Wish I could catch up with SD and all the fun Dudes here and figure out the newest wish to corrupt it!

 

[Scuba Lady]

Granted, but then you will have to wait another month for the "fun dudes" to get a grip of # or letter "7"!!

Wish there were more posters like Bowlof petunias!!

 

[bowlofpetunias]

Granted but the other posters are like BOP and can't spell... so you can't understand their posts
Wish SL had more time to post here

 

[Scuba Lady]

Granted, but then she would lose her job, lose her family, lose her financial resources to have a computer, etc.....

Wish I lived overlooking the ocean.

 

[inventor]

Granted, they re-opened Alcatraz.

Now you have all that free time!

I wish we weren't diving Kingman Wash (mud's the only thing to see) tomorrow.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, you overlook it every day, don't ever notice it. Now when you get certified you are stuck diving in your tub.

Wish Scuba Lady had a bigger tub.

 

[inventor]

Granted, she hired an inept plumber and it won't fill.

Wish everyone had more dive time.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, everyone is diving at the same time, in the same places and no one is doing any work, so no air fills, no equipment repairs, no food, no lodging, no entertainment, everyone is bickering at everyone.

I wish we could all just get along.

 

[inventor]

Granted, the CIA finally gets those mind control devices working.

I wish I had some really good tamales. Like a the ones that a guy I worked with's family made. Mmmmmmm, good tamales!