Corrupt-a-Wish

[sohnje]

Granted... but "having" a cat in many states violates morality laws.


Wish I was a kept male forced to dive in the tropics daily by a sexually overactive french model

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted, but it's a male french model.

Wish Sohnje didn't know what else coconut suntan lotion was good for.

 

[augk]

granted he now remembers nothing but your face and only cries uncontrollably when he sees you.

I wish C D had more tissues on him so sohnje doesn't flood the room.

 

[sohnje]

Oh the response is just so wrong in many ways...but funny as hell.

Wish granted, but it's not tears that floods the floor.

I wish my fins were proprotionate to the rest of my body.

 

[augk]

granted you are now a mola mola fish

I wish C D had an aquarium big enough to take care of sohnje

 

[Scuba Do]

granted you are now a mola mola fish

I wish C D had an aquarium big enough to take care of sohnje

Granted, but the glass breaks and a flood ensues.

Wish Sohnje would stop flopping around on the floor.

 

[dsmclaughlin]

Granted, the flopping stops because the sea level rises to engulf your house.

Wish SD could swim like a fish.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but Dave can't

Wish Dave had gotten his PADI flood-diving C-card.

 

[dsmclaughlin]

Granted, but it requires that you watch an instructional video of a flood with an actual instructor.

Wish I had more time for fun diving instead.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but it requires that you watch an instructional video of a flood with an actual instructor.

Wish I had more time for fun diving instead.

Granted, you just got fired and now have all the time in the world, just not funds to pay for it.

Wish Dave could get another job.