Corrupt-a-Wish

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but it turns out that the copy, like the original BR has, has all the wurds speld rong.

Wish BettyRubble's spell check worked.

 

[Cave Diver]

Nice try Amigo but no cigar!!!! Get creative man . . think outside the cave!!!!

Granted, but now Betty finds herself stuck in a cave instead.

I wish Betty wasn't confusing me with Don with her Amigo/cigar reference.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but once again it uses her dictionary as its source material

Wish BR's love of linguistics didn't interfere with her despise of spelling!

(night all . . . I gotta rest up for round 2 tomorrow)

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted, but now Betty finds herself stuck in a cave instead.

I wish Betty wasn't confusing me with Don with her Amigo/cigar reference.

Granted instead she confuses you with Larry the Cable guy

Wish CD looked better in overalls


(night!)

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted but once again it uses her dictionary as its source material

Wish BR's love of linguistics didn't interfere with her despise of spelling!

(night all . . . I gotta rest up for round 2 tomorrow)

Granted instead she confuses you with Larry the Cable guy

Wish CD looked better in overalls


(night!)

Granted. CD looks much better in overalls than Betty does. He also looks better in UnderRoos, pink panties, furry handcuffs and black trilam.

I wish the stimulation from a cunning linguist didnt tire Betty out so quickly.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted instead BR now has the energy of the sun which ultimately burns out the moon and speeds up global warming resulting in 125 degree temps 24/7 which burns through CD's black triliam blistering poor CD's bod except for where his pink panties and furry handcuffs are.

Wish CD didn't look so strange with white rings around his wrists and a mooner.

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted instead BR now has the energy of the sun which ultimately burns out the moon and speeds up global warming resulting in 125 degree temps 24/7 which burns through CD's black triliam blistering poor CD's bod except for where his pink panties and furry handcuffs are.

Wish CD didn't look so strange with white rings around his wrists and a mooner.

Granted. The rings aren't around his wrists, they're around Saturn. And that's not a moon, thats Uranus.

I wish Betty was better at astronomy.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but that means her maths skills improve too and she points out that CD ain't got no 6 inch hose . . . . .

I wish CD's girlfriend was happy with his less then 6 inch cave diving hose

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted. Since CD started diving CCR his SPG hose is 40" instead of 6".

I wish Betty could find a 6" hose that would make her happy.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but it's attached to a tank with an endless supply of air so she spends all her time diving and has a big smile on her face!!!!

Wish CD wasn't so depressed cuz no one is harrassing him anymore