Corrupt-a-Wish

[Cave Diver]

Granted. Instead he's confused about who was harassing him in the first place.

I wish Betty knew that Her Ass was two words.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted except it's not two words its two asses

Wish BR would workout more often so she only had one ass

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted except it's not two words its two asses

Wish BR would workout more often so she only had one ass

Granted, and the rest of DNY thanks me!

I wish I wasn't allergic to roses.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted and now you sleep on a bed of thorns

Hope CD has lots of bandaids

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted. CD is covered in Flintstone Bandaids.

I wish Betty Rubble wasn't stuck all over my body.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted instead Fred is

Wish CD didn't insist on sleeping with men

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but what he insists on doing with them while they are awake is even worse.

Wish CB was a bit more discrete.

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted, but what he insists on doing with them while they are awake is even worse.

Wish CB was a bit more discrete.

Granted. CB is very discrete, but that doesn't help CD much.

I wish Betty's spelling wasn't rubbing off on Scuba Do.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but since he now won the World Series Spelling Bee Extravaganza the paparazzi is hanging out all over SB trying to get pics and they keep wondering who the dude is in the pink panties and 2 inch hose that keeps jumping in front of he cameras going 'me , me . . take my picture"

Wish CD wasn't so needy for attention

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, now his hose won't stand at attention.

Wish his hose didn't keep shrinking (didn't it start out at 6'?)