Corrupt-a-Wish

[BettyRubble]

Granted but she quickly forgets cuz a fishy swims by and she is distracted

Wish CD was more patient and would stop yelling at BR about his 2 inch hose!

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted but she quickly forgets cuz a fishy swims by and she is distracted

Wish CD was more patient and would stop yelling at BR about his 2 inch hose!

Granted, he never mentions a 2'' hose. Instead he reminds her that the smallest hose he has is 6".

I wish Betty had a longer memory than a Golden Retriever.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but now she remembers all your faults and reminds you of them every 12 minutes . . .

Wish CD has the patience of a saint

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but she also has the fleas of a Golden.

Wish BettyRubble would learn to sit on command.

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted, but she also has the fleas of a Golden.

Wish BettyRubble would learn to sit on command.

Granted, but she also learned how to speak.

I wish we could figure out a way to shut her up now.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but she wags her tail like mad instead.

Wish BettyRubble would fetch.

 

[BettyRubble]

It is rare when 2 men can keep up with me!

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[BettyRubble]

Granted but she only fetches brownies for herself

Wish these fleas would stop itching

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but now they have attacked the brownies.

Wish BettyRubble knew who she was up against!

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted, but she wags her tail like mad instead.

Wish BettyRubble would fetch.

Granted, but that aint a stick! :shocked2:

I wish Scuba Do had better insurance.