Corrupt-a-Wish

[BettyRubble]

Granted but then we'd realize how infiltrated SB is with the DNY crowd and scare off the non-DNY group

Wish I had a 7 mil wetsuit instead of having to rent one all the time

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but everyone else pees in it anyway.

I wish people would stop coming into my office with their problems!

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but now your office is the 'poop disposal' unit at the local waste management facility

Wish my online time management course would stop interfering with my SB time

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but the only other person on SB is Scuba Do.

I wish I had some Thrashers Fries with vinegar.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but Betty eats them all before you have a chance to enjoy them

Wish I was at the beach

 

[Scuba Do]

:depressed: My fries!

Granted, but a tsunami is about to pound you.

I wish I could actually hit a golf ball correctly.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but you can only hit it right when golfing only in pink undies formerly worn by Cave Diver

Wish I could get banned on more threads

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted but you can only hit it right when golfing only in pink undies formerly worn by Cave Diver

Wish I could get banned on more threads

Granted, but you can only get banned when wearing my pink underwear.

I wish Betty looked as good in the pink underwear as I do.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but she is given heidi klums body first . wait that means you look like a girl - WOW I think Just scored 2 for one!!!!

I wish I could sleep

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted but she is given heidi klums body first . wait that means you look like a girl - WOW I think Just scored 2 for one!!!!

I wish I could sleep

Granted. You've actually been asleep for a while and have obviously been dreaming.

I wish Betty didnt have such vivid dreams disturbing her sleep.