Corrupt-a-Wish

[Scuba Do]

Granted, now he is elevated to the Tsar of Tsars, for life.

I wish Congress would care about us instead of just getting re-elected.

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted. They get erected instead from watch the Betty Video.

I wish I had some mind bleach.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but it turns your gray cells white, and then they die.

I wish I could figure out Betty's family: psycho killer brothers (who pimp those kinds of films about her) and she is married to her mother/sister.

 

[BettyRubble]

Ahhh erected? Ahhhh Elected right??

Granted but it wipes out your entire memory and you wake up singing over the rainbow, smoking a cigar while riding a unicyle

Wish I could see that!

 

[Cave Diver]

Ahhh erected? Ahhhh Elected right??

Granted but it wipes out your entire memory and you wake up singing over the rainbow, smoking a cigar while riding a unicyle

Wish I could see that!

Granted. But you're insanely jealous over my singing talent.

I wish I knew where this cigar had been.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but you find out it came from Bill Clinton's Oval Office.

I wish I could ride a unicycle

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but only on I95 in rush hour

Wish I didn't have to sign off SB and disappoint all my fans (Stop snickering!)

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted, but you find out it came from Bill Clinton's Oval Office.

I wish I could ride a unicycle

Granted, but you forgot to learn how to stop.

I wish Scuba Do had worn some "protection."

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but you have no fans.

I wish BR's brothers (is Cave Diver one too?) didn't see this post.

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted, but you have no fans.

I wish BR's brothers (is Cave Diver one too?) didn't see this post.

(no)

Granted because they all went to bed too.

I wish her family wasnt originally from Arkansas.