Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

Granted, he now takes Main Street in Amsterdam.

I wish offroad could walk a straight line after taking the high road...

 

[lil sis]

Granted but he walks the line you painted and it's not straight at all.
I wish I wasn't so sunburnt and that my sister would have remined me to put sunblock on.(Thanks alot sis!)

 

[wstein]

granted, your no longer sunburnt, now you have that dry, itchy, crackly peeling skin for weeks

I wish my beer was finish fermenting

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted, but it fermented into wine instead, and yucky wine at that.

I wish Wstein could follow brewing directions better.

 

[scubapolly]

Granted, but it is witches brewing instructions, and he just turned Cave into a frog.

I wish that stupid frog would quit croaking.... here I'll just step on it.

 

[Stine]

Granted!
Unfortunately, the frog steps on you- And you croak instead!

I wish my brother had a better sense of humour!

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted, now he thinks it's funny that Polly croaked and all the girls are fighting for their chance to kiss the Cave Frog.

I wish the girls wouldn't fight so much to kiss me and would just patiently wait their turn!

 

[lil sis]

Granted but they are no longer girls...
I wish my legs didn't hurt when you touch them.

 

[wstein]

granted you head hurts whenever anyone touchs your legs

I wish I wasn't getting older

 

[scubapolly]

Granted.... you're dead.

I wish my tanks would hurry up and finish draining, so I could re-fill them and go home!