Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

Granted, but they partial-pressure fill them with oxygen and nitrous oxide (instead of nitrogen).

I wish ScubaPolly could control her laughter during her next dive...

 

[waterbearer]

Granted, but now she can't control her laughter whenever she sees you.

I wish I weren't so bored today.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, you are so bored tomorrow too.

I wish I lived closer to the ocean...

 

[lil sis]

Granted but you have no way of getting to it.
I wish I could have a million us dollars.

 

[offroaddiver]

granted but you spend all but .30 cents of it on taxes and then your back charges ya $10 for that first box of checks.

I wish that i had the rest of my diving budget saved up...

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but air fills now cost $50/tank

I wish offroaddiver hadn't reserved 10 tanks...

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, due to Hurricanes Michael and Steven, all but a handful of tanks are destroyed..including the ones offroader reserved.

I wish DiverBry didn't do so many rain dances

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted, now he does break dancing.

I wish he hadn't broken his neck dancing.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, he broke the world record for CD sales from his first album,

DJ Walrus and "Raise the Flipper"



I wish the next album is as popular, fo' shizzle!

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but he strained it pretty bad causing him to look down all the time and getting slapped by ladies who find him rude.

I wish I wasn't so tempted to sell all my gear and replace it with better stuff.