Corrupt-a-Wish

[Cave Diver]

Granted but it's a duck pond and it's only 4 inches deep.

I wish OffRoad wasnt getting attacked by a bunch of angry ducks.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, the ducks aren't attacking OffRoad--instead, a large pack of amorous lemurs suddenly begin to swarm on OffRoad, blocking his vision.

I wish OffRoad could get out of the lemur pond...

 

[wstein]

Granted he does, but the swarming lemurs relocate to Divers skivvies and settle down to have little lemurs

I wish I wouldn't have a hangover in the morning

 

[Bryan]

granted, you are still drunk in the morning, and don't remember a thing about breakfast!

I wish I had something to drink right now...

 

[wstein]

granted, you get a nice steaming hot cup of 5 week old coffee

I wish I was so addicted to this game.

 

[Cave Diver]

granted, you get a nice steaming hot cup of 5 week old coffee

I wish I was so addicted to this game.

Granted. You are SO addicted to this game that you finally realize you need professional help, go into counseling and as part of the recovery process you can't post for a week.

I wish everyone would proofread their answers better so their responses said what they actually meant.

 

[scubapolly]

Granted. You are SO addicted to this game that you finally realize you need professional help, go into counseling and as part of the recovery process you can't post for a week.

I wish everyone would proofread their answers better so their responses said what they actually meant.

Granted but now you don't get to have fun making fun of people for their poor typing skills.

I wish I was diving this weekend.

 

[wstein]

Granted, you get to dive Old Faithful at Yellowstone.

I wish I didn't have to wait a week to post again.

 

[lil sis]

Granted but you're computer crashes
I wish my puppy was potty trained

 

[Bryan]

Granted, it now uses your pillow as its personal commode.

I wish lil sis had more than one pillow so she can get some sleep.