Bumper Sticker one-liner ideas...

[twatto]

... not drunk, just decompressing.....



... putting urine to good use

 

[dreamin']

On the left side of the bumper "Will Work For Air". On the right side "Will Work Longer For Nitrox"

 

[learn-scuba]

I've actually ahd these ones made and I give them to my students when they certify (along with a t-shirt)

#1: It's not just learing to dive... it's learning to love diving!

#2: Bottom time baby... it's all about the bottom time!

For the record... they're copyrighted. (gotta look out for myself, right?)

 

[rollins]

... or are you just glad to see me?

 

[FLArmyBrat]

learn-scuba once bubbled...
I've actually ahd these ones made and I give them to my students when they certify (along with a t-shirt)

#1: It's not just learing to dive... it's learning to love diving!

#2: Bottom time baby... it's all about the bottom time!

For the record... they're copyrighted. (gotta look out for myself, right?)

hey learn-scuba!!

How's about sending those to a fellow CFC member (Troop 37 Malabar) when she certifies in mid-Sept?!?!?!? LOLOL


How about: Live hard, Love long, Dive deeper

New to it all--- and thrilled!
Laurel

 

[learn-scuba]

Laurel --

e-mail me your snail-mail address to spiel@learn-scuba.com when you've certified and I'll do just that. Okay?

YIS

 

[Waterlover]

Don't ask to ride my scooter I don't ask to ride your -----

 

[Scuba_Jenny]

I catch bugs, not crabs

 

[learn-scuba]

I catch crabs every weekend

(oh, no, I did not just go there?!)

 

[Crispy]

" Forget youth....we need a fountain of smart !! " and....
" You gotta be tough to be dumb..." They had me chuckling all the way across the 7 mile bridge

- Crispy