**** HOUSTON, WE HAVE A SITUATION ****
I just tapped into the PNICN (Pre-Natal International Communications Network) and intercepted some emails being sent between Drake and his buddies. It seems there is a situation that arose that may explain why Drake has decided not to come out yet.
You see, Drake, being from two diver parents, has spent the last nine months dreaming of being a diver. He's been diligently practicing his dive skills inside Kris' womb... skills such as his flutter kicks... his frog kicks... (by the way Kris, he says "Sorry Mom" but he needs to practice so he can be a REALLY GOOD diver and impress his mommy and daddy and all the dive buddy friends waiting for him in the outside world.)
Well, all was going good until some other prenatals emailed Drake and told him that once he got born, his diving days would be OVER until he was AT LEAST a teenager... and maybe even longer!!!
After hearing this over and over, poor Drake has started to believe it. Now he's decided, he's gonna just stay in Kris' womb where he can dive and dive and not have to sit on the sideline getting left out of all the diving fun.
So, I think we all need to band together and let Drake know that being born won't be the end of his diving fun! I think if we can convince him of that, he'll gladly be born and be full of smiles for all the summer diving fun.
So.... Drake, buddy... c'mon out. We know you already have diver blood and to us, you'll be one of the diving gang from day one.
And just so you don't feel left out... here's a sneek preview of some of the things waiting for you:
So baby Drake, I'm sending these and other dive attire to your Mommy and Daddy. But I'm only going to show you these two right now. If you want to see the rest, you'll have to come out and join us.
Now, when you're ready, we're all ready for you too. And rest assured that yes, you will be DIVER DRAKE to us from day one.
WE LOVE YOU DRAKE!!!! NOW C'MON OUT AND JOIN YOUR FAMILY AND MEET YOUR NEW FRIENDS IN THE DIVING COMMUNITY!!!