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I cannot BELIEVE you people need air! I just suck what's left in my BC as I ascend from 2000'. I shot ALL of the footage in The Abyss that way. All I have to do is get neutral at about 600', then I drop my tank, descend and woila! I just use the expanding gas in my wing when I ascend.
 
I would reply : you mean inches right, because no idiot would dive to 300 ft. on air. That guy is a few fries short of a happy meal.:boom:

Dive Safe,
Caymaniac
 
SCUBARACER once bubbled...

I have had my best dives around the 25-65ft range...

I totally agree with you on that. I have had more fun on shallow dives than anything. When it comes to SCUBA diving deeper doesn't necessarily mean better

-Amber;)
 
Compressed air is for wimps. I use the world's longest snorkel. I built is myself using special ultralight materials that have no drag and are neutrally buoyant. It telescopes and is supported by a series of dive floats that my tenders deploy as I descend.

That's how I rescued one of Ballard's ROV's off of the Titanic.

I don't like to brag because, after all, this is just snorkling.
 
You must have some HUGE lungs to be able to exchange the air in a long snorkel like that.
 
JamesK once bubbled...
You must have some HUGE lungs to be able to exchange the air in a long snorkel like that.

Its a dual tube snorkel. One tube for incoming air, one tube for exhaled air. It has a check valve in it to keep the exhaled air from going in the wrong tube. I know, because I designed it for him. :)
 
People who brag about how deep they have been are like people with mirrored sunglasses. You should just look at their lenses and arrange your hair while they talk.

Or sometimes I like to act a little too interested and then patronizingly ask "can I be like you when I grow up?"

~Marlinspike
 
Saturday a week ago, I was doing some certification dives with my Scuba Crew 7. These two guys with bright yaller tanks (al80s actually) and a boat load of lights are discussing how they are going to explore the cave down there. Not sure where they got their info from, but max depth is @ 25ft and you might penetrate 8 ft or so in that tiny crevice. I didn't tell them that, but I didn't see any redundant air or reels for that matter.

So there we are practicing trim and perfect buoyancy at the spring head. All but one of my students has it mastered and I am working with the last one... and down come the "Cave Divers"! They did more damage to the visibility in the first two minutes they were down there than two OW classes did for all of their dives. They beat the heck out of the bottom, and they even left a light right next to the spring head. I retrieved it and handed it to them before they made it out of the boil area. We finished our dive before they did and were doing our debriefing, when one of my students pointed out how the "cave divers" really mucked up the vis by not being neutrally buoyant.

Well, as we discussed the importance of "danglies" and buoyancy, and not sculling, these guys finally came by us to exit. The "leader" thanked me for getting his light for him, and then proceeded to tell us how many lights he had lost in all of his cave diving, and how he even gets them sent back to him all the time. After they left the area, I made one last point to my students... If you make a mistake, don't cover it with lies to try and make yourself look better. You only look worse and remove all doubts as how bad a diver you really are.
 
Those are the type of divers that you need one of MikeFerrara's custom slates for "I will be back for your gear."
 

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