Bad Canadian Joke

[H2Andy]

Canadian guy gets drunk and decides to go ice-fishing. grabs his gear,
more or less stumbles around until he finds a patch of ice, starts
digging.

suddenly, a voice booms out "THERE'S NO FISH THERE."

the guy looks up, can't see anytyhing, but, impressed, moves a few yards
down, starts to dig again.

the voice booms out again "THERE'S NO FISH THERE EITHER."

guy looks up, can't see anything. he shouts, "Is that you, God?"

"NO," booms the voice. "THIS IS THE ARENA MANAGER."

 

[MtnDiver]

The title is correct...

 

[H2Andy]

everybody's a critic

 

[Boogie711]

What's funny is you thinking American's know anything about arena's.

 

[Squalus]

Hahahaha.....We do

 

[Scuba_Jenny]

I heard it a long time ago, cept it wasnt a Canadian, it was a blonde.. and she wasn't drunk!

 

[wedivebc]

Canadian guy gets drunk and decides to go ice-fishing. grabs his gear,
more or less stumbles around until he finds a patch of ice, starts
digging.

suddenly, a voice booms out "THERE'S NO FISH THERE."

the guy looks up, can't see anytyhing, but, impressed, moves a few yards
down, starts to dig again.

the voice booms out again "THERE'S NO FISH THERE EITHER."

guy looks up, can't see anything. he shouts, "Is that you, God?"

"NO," booms the voice. "THIS IS THE ARENA MANAGER."

Good one!

 

[dlndavid]

It's not so bad, got to love them Canadian when they get half cut.

 

[gitterdun]

It's not so bad, got to love them Canadian when they get half cut.

That's right! We can handle our beer, too!! It's much stronger and better tasting!!

 

[H2Andy]

i love the US, but hot darn, American beer sucks...

... though not as bad as English cigarettes... do they have to kill
all the taste??