By heavy I mean 5kts+ of current. The kind that you wont do a safety stop in because you will end up a mile from your boat by the time you surface.
I think this is a case where a 'little knowledge' can be a very bad thing. I am sure that the poster has heard
something about the use of '
Jersey Lines' and then tried to extrapolate this vague conceptual understanding into an unworkable solution that involves a DSMB, line and a large rock...
That would illustrate a
very poor dive plan and use of available techniques for the dive.
IF a diver chose to dive in a location that had a 5kt current, then all common sense and rationality would dictate that they used an
appropriate technique for the dive.
It's commonly called a 'Drift Dive'.
That way you
can do a slow ascent under a DSMB,
including a safety stop, without having to fight against current at any stage.
Any diver who formulated a dive plan, where they expected to return to their boat at the initial descent location, in a 5 kt current would need their head examining.
As others have mentioned, you would not ascend vertically, even if using an 'up-line' in strong current. The diver would still be dragged back down by the current, as it swung the 'up-line' like an upside-down pendulum. I am sure that someone with a mathematics fetish could calculate the required buoyancy needed by a float to maintain a vertical line supporting 2 full-grown divers against a 5kt current. They could probabaly also calculate the size of the rock needed to weight that line, those divers, and that float against the pressure of the current.
I never heard anything so silly and badly thought out. A little knowledge can be a very bad thing.