I've nearly 4,000 dives worldwide and can honestly say I have never been attacked by a marine creature ...
I certainly have. T-boned by a mama manatee because I was "there". Three cracked ribs and a humongous bruise. Ouch. Defense? Sure, but I was there first. I've even petted manatees that nudge me. I do that to my cats too.
When I started back in 1969, I bought my first mask, snorkel and fins from Mr. Scuba, aka Hal Watts. He was larger than life and told me that I could kick the crap out of the reef and never hurt the fins. I still own those fins and guess what: they don't show any damage!
Wow, has our collective attitude towards the environment changed. We've gone from one extreme to the other. The pendulum swings and we can either follow it blindly or learn from it. My attitude has been shaped by 49 years of diving. I've been stung by a battery ray, stung by all sorts of jellies, fire corals & Man-a-war, had my ear torn by a DAMNselfish, bruised by a whale shark, chased by a turtle someone fed at one time, scraped by the skin of an aggressive bull shark and yet have more positive experiences than I ever could recount.
Consequently, I'm a toucher within reason. I don't mind playing with a critter like an arrow crab, but I put it back where I found it. I've picked up conchs to show peeps the pretty side, but then I put it right back. I've let my fingers be cleaned at a cleaning station and even my teeth once. I don't touch fish that freak out easily, like a puffer. I have let baby peacock flounders swim onto my hand so I can show others. Often I can point to one at the bottom of a spring and people won't see it until I touch it to make it move. Can it bite or sting? Then it's best left alone. If I don't know the critter, I assume it can hurt me and leave it alone. I also follow the rules, within reason. I was recently in a SPA (Special Protected Area) and saw a conch upside down and wedged in a crack. No way for that critter to right itself, so I helped it out. Quite often, I will show a diver how to make a Christmas Tree worm disappear and encourage them to do the same. I'll even show them how to gently feel a sponge and warn them from touching fire coral. FWIW, I consider myself a reef hugger who doesn't touch the reef unless I'm volunteering for
www.CoralRestoration.com, where I get to fondle, cut, epoxy, string up and otherwise get to play with the coral everyone says I shouldn't touch. Go figure. Don't hate me because I'm different:
Dive and let dive!
My first rule will always be to keep breathing and that BOYLES law really stands for
Breathe
Or
Your
Lungs
Explode
Stupid! BTW, have you ever seen how fish freak out when you exhale? Talk about stressing them out! I'm not going to stop breathing just to make them less stressed. However, it's one of the reasons why I like a rebreather even shallow.
My second is to Always have Fun or You can call a dive at any time for any reason with no questions asked and no repercussions. I try not to do anything on a dive that will impede my fun. Getting hurt always impedes my fun.
The third is stay close to your buddy. They won't always stick close to me though.