Are Americans Mad?

[narcT]

You forgot about the lady who sued Jack Daniels because she drank a bottle everyday during her pregancy and her child was born rather messed up.

Or the guy that turned off his chains saw and tried to stop the blade faster with his hand...and lost all his fingers.

The guy who sued because he bought a new Winabago and turned on the cruise control. Then went in the back to make coffee because he thought the cruise control was an "auto pilot" of some kind. He won the law suit.

Jim Carrie movies???

O and lets not forget George Bush....

Americans aren't mad, they are freakin stupid!!!

Although your right, I should not judge an entire society based on the actions of a few hundred thousand idiots.

 

[Laurence Stein DDS]

Hi cat,

Windex ought to work. I have the "powers that be" to thank for Audrey II. I don't know how they found it but they managed to make it small enough to fit.

Now....if it would only move...ya know eat something.

Actually, I don't think everyone "gets it"

You're welcome to clean my screen anytime

Larry Stein

Check the Gallery section

 

[Lawman]

Crispy once bubbled...
I'm not mad and neither are the little people inside my head !!!

Win or loose, The price of Big Mac's will go up.


-Crispy

FIGHT THE VOICES! I do!

No, you don't ....yes, yes I do! No you listen...no
please, noooooo...Yes and mother does too! You
hate mother....I don't..only when she makes me
do evil things....like, like....TROLL!

 

[Bren Tierney]

.......but definitely dangerous to know

The above paraphrase was used to describle Lord Byron - so the US is in good company.

OK, so there's these fat, see-a-quick-buck-for-doing-nothing-and-being-a-lardass-waster Muppets suing MacDonalds (if the initial report is to be believed). In terms of press coverage, isn't it awlays the squeaky wheel that gets the oil?? Nuff said.

Would you expect to see a CNN/BBC report about 4 skinny kids NOT suing MacD's ?? Actually, that last retort was worthy of a Python sketch.......

Are there wankers everywhere? Yes. Are they exclusive to the US? No.

Dive safe all.

 

[Northeastwrecks]

I note with an enormous degree of satisfaction that the Judge tossed those lard-butted, french fry mongering career deadbeats strokes out of Court.

As I recall the decision, the gist of it was that the dangers of stuffing your mouth with 400g of saturated fat several times a day for years at a time would be well known to any person whose brain cells were not flabbier than a Mickey D's burger.

 

[raviepoo]

Please tell me she lost the case and her parents now have custody of her kids. I want to believe that happy endings are possible, even in the American justice system.

narcT once bubbled...
You forgot about the lady who sued Jack Daniels because she drank a bottle everyday during her pregancy and her child was born rather messed up.

 

[Cherry]

Saw a great bumper sticker on my daughters car "I do whatever my cherrios tell me to" Do ya think I should sue Nabisco for producing the breakfast cereal that has such a huge influence on my daughter? :mean:

 

[Northeastwrecks]

Absolutely. You should also claim that they are planting subliminal messages in their cereal. and for damages to the car caused by placement of the sticker on the painted bumber (the cheerios told her to, after all).

 

[zeN||]

Yes we're mad and we're not going to take it anymore! Zen

 

[Beach Bum k10]

Scubaroo once bubbled...


Where do people get off calling Australians lazy drunkards? There's nothing lazy about walking to the pub every day!

Right on the money mate, right on.