The Kracken:Miss Natasha,
There is not such thing as "an average American"!
To quote the wonderful Garrison Keilor, "Well, that's the news from Lake Woebegone, where all the women are strong, all the men - goodlooking, and all the children -above average."
AH HAH! Another Prarie Home Companion fan!!! I have converted many people to listeners, but rare is it I run into one who has discovered it on their own, much less quotes it
"..be bop a rue bop rubarb pie.." and good ole Dusty and Lefty. Though, my wife is a Guy No-R fan ;D