SubMariner:And this is the suit's fault HOW?
If you mistreat ANY piece of equipment, it will "bite you"; a drysuit is no exception. The same thing could have happened with sand & your BC LPI.
No offense, but a tarp or similar ground cover goes a long way to solving many similar shore diving hazards.
As for the sommersaults, various venting techniques, etc., only PRACTICE makes them useful. In the end you were probably saved by the one you have the most distain for: the flare. It slowed you down enough so that you didn't embolize (or worse).
Drysuits RULE!!!
Absolutely no offense taken. As a diver, I long ago realized that absolutely everything is my fault.
I have no disdain for the flare. In fact, it was the only even remotely useful skill in that scenario. Tarp - absolutely. Nobody teaches that, though. And these days, I check the dump valve six different ways from sunday before I splash.
Nobody teaches that either, that I know of.
No amount of practice makes a technique useful if there isn't enough time to do it in real life anyway, however.