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Can't post a pic from an email account. You have to be logged into the email for the pic to show... which no one else can do . . .
 
Can't post a pic from an email account. You have to be logged into the email for the pic to show... which no one else can do . . .

legally. :D
 
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Can't post a pic from an email account. You have to be logged into the email for the pic to show... which no one else can do . . .

ok- thanks..It showed up when I copied it, so I didn't know it wouldnt work.:dork2: Well, anyway it was a huge mousetrap with a bunch of apples and a deer standing there just looking at it. Maybe someone else can post it...twas kinda cute
 
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Gun Control. It already has started at Cabela's

There was a bit of confusion at the Cabela’s Sporting Goods store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control whackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer! I STILL DON'T THINK I LOOKED THAT BAD.
 
ok- thanks..It showed up when I copied it, so I didn't know it wouldnt work.:dork2: Well, anyway it was a huge mousetrap with a bunch of apples and a deer standing there just looking at it. Maybe someone else can post it...twas kinda cute

Found it for you!

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A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a large dildo flies
out and hits the windshield.

To hide her embarrassment the mother turns and says to her young kids,
"My, what a big insect!"

To which her 7 year old says, " I'm surprised it could fly with a dick
that big." :rofl3:

---------- Post added January 16th, 2013 at 05:31 AM ----------

Subject: Totally Socially Unacceptable Humor....


>>>I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the
>>>>biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg."
>>>>---
>>>>I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume
>>>>she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.
>>>>---
>>>>My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
>>>>---
>>>>---
>>>>A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back. He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.
>>>>---
>>>>I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening".
>>>>---
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>>>>At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day. I lost by one point: The question was: Where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently the correct answer was Africa!!! -

>>>A buddy of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a mustache."
 
Stolen. That is a good one!
"Plagiarists are always suspicious of being stolen from." Samuel Taylor Coleridge:D "The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on." Ronnie Barker
 

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