Gilldiver
Contributor
One woman asked a buddy of mine who is a commercial diver what he did for a living. The reply was
" I dress in black rubber, hang metal clips all over my body, and pee on myself."
Same guy when asked where his Octopus was by a DM.
DM: "Where is your Octopus?"
Buddy: "I don't have one."
DM: "What if you run out of air?"
Buddy: "Then we would buddy breath to the surface."
DM: "What if I don't know how to buddy breath with you?"
Buddy: "Then you would die."
" I dress in black rubber, hang metal clips all over my body, and pee on myself."
Same guy when asked where his Octopus was by a DM.
DM: "Where is your Octopus?"
Buddy: "I don't have one."
DM: "What if you run out of air?"
Buddy: "Then we would buddy breath to the surface."
DM: "What if I don't know how to buddy breath with you?"
Buddy: "Then you would die."