Corrupt-a-Wish

[Clammy]

granted, but is by performing as a sideshow attraction as a underwater sea monkey

I wish they would put augk in a bigger fish bowl

Granted, Augk is in a fishbowl twice the size, but augk is now 4 times his size.

I wish camera housings weren't so expensive!

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, cameras are very cheap now, but can only be used once in the water, then need to be replaced.

I wish we could dive as long as we wanted to without being concerned about how much air we have left, depth, PPO2, etc.

 

[Clammy]

Granted, cameras are very cheap now, but can only be used once in the water, then need to be replaced.

I wish we could dive as long as we wanted to without being concerned about how much air we have left, depth, PPO2, etc.

Granted, but the worlds deepest depths are 5 feet of water and it's now universally called snorkeling.

I wish money was never a limiting factor.

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted. Money does not limit anything because it is now worthless. Cat fur is the new money, and Clammy is allergic to cats.

I wish Clammy wasn't allergic to cats.

 

[augk]

granted but now he is one
i wish for unlimited time to dive

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, you now have the time, but Clammy won't let you have any of his fur to pay for it.

I wish we could breathe underwater so we wouldn't have to buy all the gear we need to survive when diving.

 

[Clammy]

Granted, you now have the time, but Clammy won't let you have any of his fur to pay for it.

I wish we could breathe underwater so we wouldn't have to buy all the gear we need to survive when diving.

Granted, but now you need gear to survive above water!

I wish I could dive in place of work!

 

[augk]

granted but now you can only dive in wishing wells and that's your only source of income.
I wish I could go back in time 20 years and know what I know now.

 

[Clammy]

granted but now you can only dive in wishing wells and that's your only source of income.
I wish I could go back in time 20 years and know what I know now.

Granted, but you only get one more year to live.

I wish I could have started my active life style, including diving, 15 years ago!

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but you only get one more year to live.

I wish I could have started my active life style, including diving, 15 years ago!

Granted, you became a sewer diver 15 years ago.

I wish Clammy could find a way to get rid of that stank!