You'll die if...

[grassyknoll]

You'll die if you pee in your wetsuit

You won't die if you pee in your wetsuit, but if you've eaten a lot of asparagus you may wish you had.

 

[RiverRat]

you'll die if you .....

hang with DIRfers and only swish the koolaid around a bit.:no

yep you gotta guzzle it or you're dead
shame on your strokery ways Catherine

 

[rockjock3]

diving with Rockjock--he is jinxed

I stay away from peeps with a history of unexplained hits

One does not make a history or a pattern.



You'll die if
--if you dive with photographers

 

[rockjock3]

Oh yea,

You'll die if...

--You jump in with your tanks off and your BC empty
--You run out of air
--You fill your tanks in your garage while your car is running
--You fill your tanks with water instead of gas
--You fall out of a plane at altitude
--You shoot yourself in the head


#1 REASON YOU CAN DIE THAT IS RELATED TO DIVING
--YOUR WIFE FINDS OUT HOW MUCH YOU REALLY SPEND ON DIVING

 

[cowdog77]

You'll die if you service your own regs.

 

[rockjock3]

You'll die is you let somebody else service your regs.

 

[roughwater]

You'll die if you spend more time diving than you spend with your spouse!

 

[amitsi]

Oh yea,

#1 REASON YOU CAN DIE THAT IS RELATED TO DIVING
--YOUR WIFE FINDS OUT HOW MUCH YOU REALLY SPEND ON DIVING

Duude!!! you are so right lol!

 

[Hammerhead]

You'll die if you listen to me. Seriously, don't do it, I'm scared for you.

 

[Cyclops_Diver]

You'll die if you spend more on your own dive gear than your wifes.:no

It's true...I've seen it.:kopfab: