You'll die if...

[emcbride81]

You'll die if you stop breathing...but I don't buy it...

 

[BTravlin]

You'll die if you're not a member of DAN.

 

[trucker girl]

You'll die if you post in the Dork Divers forum... :truckergirl:


Will you die if you taunt El Orans or The Kraken?

 

[eriediver2002]

Can't believe it ain't been said yet.

You'll die if you have plastic quick realeses on your bp harness.






I'm dead

 

[dkatchalov]

You'll die if you post in this thread.

 

[Cacia]

you'll die if you dive alone

or don't have a plan :11:

or bring a huge bag on to the boat and beg for understanding

or hang with DIRfers and only swish the koolaid around a bit.:no

 

[jvevea]

You'll die if you dive with independent doubles.

 

[rockjock3]

--You'll die if:

--you dive singles
--you don't o2 clean your snorkel
--you don't run a line when you go in a wreck
--you get tangled in your line when you go in a wreck
--you hit a whale with your scooter
--you get your head bit off by a shark
--all your gear isn't black
--if you wear yum-yum yellow
--you surface under a running boat motor
--you goof your deco gas switch
--you o2 clean your own tanks
--you mix your own gas
--you wear anything other than a 7ft primary and necklaced backup
--you wear a jacket bc
--you ascend faster than 30ft/min

 

[Cacia]

diving with Rockjock--he is jinxed

I stay away from peeps with a history of unexplained hits

 

[dive_lover88]

you wil die if your o2 ppo is over 1.6