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You'll die if you're not a member of DAN.
 
Can't believe it ain't been said yet.

You'll die if you have plastic quick realeses on your bp harness.






I'm dead:)
 
you'll die if you dive alone

or don't have a plan :11::lotsalove:

or bring a huge bag on to the boat and beg for understanding

or hang with DIRfers and only swish the koolaid around a bit.:no
 
--You'll die if:

--you dive singles
--you don't o2 clean your snorkel
--you don't run a line when you go in a wreck
--you get tangled in your line when you go in a wreck
--you hit a whale with your scooter
--you get your head bit off by a shark
--all your gear isn't black
--if you wear yum-yum yellow
--you surface under a running boat motor
--you goof your deco gas switch
--you o2 clean your own tanks
--you mix your own gas
--you wear anything other than a 7ft primary and necklaced backup
--you wear a jacket bc
--you ascend faster than 30ft/min
 
diving with Rockjock--he is jinxed

I stay away from peeps with a history of unexplained hits
 
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