You'll die if...

[dkatchalov]

You'll die if you buy your "life support" or any other dive equipment online.

Sorry, couldn't be bothered reading 6 pages of this thread to see if this was already mentioned.

 

[zen_man]

everyone is gonna die eventually, thats what people do, but I didn't realize I had to have gills implanted and dive naked to be safe in the water. Geeeez

You know, you'll die if you dive naked.

 

[dkatchalov]

You know, you'll die if you dive naked.

If you are male, this certainly is true.

The extra ... "drag" ... will cause you to work harder underwater, thus increasing the CO2 buildup, thus causing you to blackout and drown.

 

[zen_man]

If you are male, this certainly is true.

The extra ... "drag" ... will cause you to work harder underwater, thus increasing the CO2 buildup, thus causing you to blackout and drown.

and the CO2 will build up even faster when your trying to swim away from the turtles trying to catch the worm!:11:

 

[dkatchalov]

and the CO2 will build up even faster when your trying to swim away from the turtles trying to catch the worm!:11:

 

[bythesea]

i personally think you should add "you will die if you DONT pee in your wetsuit"

And if your'e my friend that I lent my new, never pee'd in, suit to with the warning "You'll die if you pee in my suit!",,,:no

 

[trucker girl]

You'll die if you wear a snorkel. You'll die if you carry a Spare Air. You'll DOUBLE die if you wear a snorkel AND carry a Spare Air!

 

[Charlie99]

You'll die from getting run over by a boat if you don't use a dive flag.

If you do use a dive flag, you'll die from getting run over by the jetskis using it as a salom marker.

 

[trucker girl]

You'll die if you use a dive flag and the line gets wrapped around your neck...

 

[Coelacanth]

You'll die if you panic while dying.