You'll die if...

[Wolverine]

What if the suit is O2 clean?

Methane and Oxygen.... bad mix

 

[Bryan]

Methane and Oxygen.... bad mix

Sounds like a blast to me!

 

[Bryan]

...you put a wetsuit in the dryer.

 

[Bryan]

...you stop learning.

 

[Dan Dan the Scuba Man]

you do drugs?

 

[rockjock3]

...wear your mask on your forehead.

No, No, NOOOOO. Somebody else will die if you wear your mask on your forehead. Very likely in an attempt to save you caused by your obvious sign of distress. But the "somebody else thread is somewhere else so now you will die for posting in the wrong thread. Muahahahahaha.

 

[rockjock3]

You'll die if you cut in front of my truck in a self-centered effort to get around the car in front of you...

Oh. Wait. Was this supposed to be scuba related? :truckergirl:
QUOTE]


It can be. I'll fix it for you.

You'll die if you cut in front of my truck in a self-centered effort to get around the car in front of you while I am enroute to a dive site.

There all better.

 

[Bobyjimmie]

If you let your dive buddy eat the chili/cheese/frito chip combo for before lunch snack while he dives in a dry suit! Buouyancy issues much?

 

[bleeb]

Methane and Oxygen.... bad mix

Doesn't methane (or methane+o2) conduct less heat than nitrogen (or nitrogen+o2)? Poor man's dry suit argon.

 

[Brewski]

Can't believe it ain't been said yet.

You'll die if you have plastic quick realeses on your bp harness.

Oh lord I'm Doomed!