You'll die if...

[roughwater]

Oh,

You'll die too if:

- You use the words "Goggles" or "Flippers" to describe any dive gear.

- You take up the "Extreme Ironing" challenge, but keep the iron plugged in to a live extention cable when you enter the water

- You dive more than 3 feet away from your buddy

- You don't pee in your mask to defog before a dive and spit in your wetsuit to keep warm.

- You dive with a rebreather.

- If you decide to have a race with your buddy to the surface

 

[Hammerhead]

you will die if you try to eat chewy jelly snakes to help equalise (honestly) and cough one into your regulator after inhaling the other by mistake. They don't purge well...












Edit...actually, the idiot in question survived, but I'm sure it's not DIR as the snakes in question were multi-coloured.

 

[DocWong]

um...er...I read every post...quite entertaining!

You're all gonna die no matter what you do. It's just a matter of time.

So how many dives can you do before you die?

 

[roughwater]

Aah - you'll come close to dying if you try to eat a marsbar while diving!!!! (I know a mate of mine tried!)

 

[pakman]

You'll die if that mars bar isn't really a mars bar... oh, look a floater...

 

[roughwater]

- I'm glad I didn't have a mouth full of coke when I read that!

 

[trucker girl]

You'll die too if:
(snip)
- You don't pee in your mask to defog before a dive and spit in your wetsuit to keep warm. (snip)

 

[jepuskar]

When I die I'm gonna be soo pissed off.

 

[ShakaZulu]

I don't care about dying, just don't want to be there when it happens.....

 

[highlandfarmwv]

if you don't log your dives in your logbook