You might be a redneck diver if...

[Eric Sedletzky]

You can manage to pull off an entire dive with a wad of Copenhagen between your cheek and gum.




Keep it going, what's your "You might be a redneck diver if..." joke?

 

[stargost]

You dive without a BC ....?
You dive with a freedom plate ....?

hin hin hin

 

[Hank658]

....if your house is also your dive vehicle.....

 

[Eric Sedletzky]

You dive without a BC ....?
You dive with a freedom plate ....?

hin hin hin

Ya got me!

 

[TimKy]

You think an old propane tank makes a perfect bailout bottle.

 

[Hank658]

Your dive "Buddy" wags his tail when you surface...good boy!!!!

 

[TimKy]

Your idea of an overhead environment is when the cover is on your above ground pool.

 

[Hank658]

You don't have a spear gun so you dive with your shotgun.

 

[TimKy]

You think a dry suit is one you haven't pee'd in yet.

 

[Hank658]

Your wetsuit has "sponsor labels" aqua-sealed all over it.