You know you've been diving too much when....

[Scuba_Jenny]

You lie about where you were last weekend because your friends are worried about you and they think you dive too much!

 

[IzzyTahil]

when you forget and start breathing in thru your mouth and make slooooow full exhalations

when you start timing everyting in relation to 10 foot increments

when you have a scuba equiptment wishlist pasted on the wall

 

[DandyDon]

While I have my name and business on 4 sides, I'm going to do it! I'm putting a white stripe diagnolly across the hood. :zorro:

 

[Atticus]

I realized I might have a problem when I started refering to our downstairs bathroom as the Scuba Cleaning Room. We replaced the shower head with a kitchen sink on/off/spray nozzle, put in a drying bar, etc.

The misses went right along with it, but after a few guest comments she's pushing for a garage cleaning station...

 

[adder70]

bermudaskink once bubbled...


You consider doing a safety stop when going up several flights of stairs

Actually I've gotten so out of shape that I stop because I need a res-... Safety Stop! Yeah, THAT's what it is!

 

[adder70]

You catch yourself automatically reaching to remove the drying wetsuit when entering the shower.

 

[Atticus]

adder70 once bubbled...
You catch yourself automatically reaching to remove the drying wetsuit when entering the shower.

I did a wetsuit dive this summer and ended up with a bruise on my chest from tapping the "inflator" over and over again..

 

[bermudaskink]

Go to the doctor complaining about sore feet and after careful analysis the doctor tells you that there is an entire coral reef community growing between your toes!



I actually know someone who had a coral polyp growing in his ear and he asked the doctor "well how I do I get rid of it? stick a parrotfish in there??"

 

[evila]

someone who had a coral polyp growing in his ear and he asked the doctor "well how I do I get rid of it? stick a parrotfish in there??"

how can the above happen???!!

here's my contribution --

i look at next year's calendar and plan all my leave around public holidays and long weekends so that i can go diving

all i talk about is the previous dive trip that i just came back from and the next dive trip that i am going for.

all the t-shirts i have are from various dive locations.

 

[nessum]

i am guilty of quite a few of these.

Especially the "ok" signal thing. i use it all the freaking time!