You know you've been diving too much when....

[bermudaskink]

Hey I love the new ones coming in.

The above are great

Here's some more. I guess I am quite sad - cos I can't stop thinking of them! Sorry for any "not so good ones"....

:wavey:

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You create your last dive profile with your mashed potato before eating it

You doodle mindlessly at work and then realize you’ve drawn a complete RDP table

You entertain young children by pretending to buddy breathe with their dummies ("pacifiers" to you Americanos!).

You consider doing a safety stop when going up several flights of stairs

 

[Phazeshyft]

Every time you put on your glasses you try to clear 'em

you consult your checklist before going to bed...or to work...or to dinner...or to.....

the last time you had a date you filled out a new buddy profile

 

[DivemasterBob]

You create advanced dive profiles for fun

Your garage has been converted into a dive shop

Everyone know what to get you for holidays and birthdays, more dive equipment

 

[Rick Inman]

When you feel the need to fart, you lift up your left arm.

When you bring your lunch to work in a goody bag.

When someone asks you what time it is, you show them your watch.

When you feel guilty for walking into Sears with a shirt you bought online.

When you get cold, you pee in your pants.

 

[Iruka]

Eddie Murphy (as a vampire) flew and landed very soooofffffftly on an apartment window ledge.....my first thought, no kidding, was "good buoyancy control."

 

[bermudaskink]

Is the Sears one diving related?

 

[Lieutenant_Bob]

..When you spend most of the day thinking up new jokes for this board.

 

[bermudaskink]

That comes under:

you know you need to go diving and stop being online when....

 

[Diver0001]

bermudaskink once bubbled...
Hey I love the new ones coming in.

The above are great

Here's some more. I guess I am quite sad - cos I can't stop thinking of them! Sorry for any "not so good ones"....

:wavey:

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You create your last dive profile with your mashed potato before eating it

You doodle mindlessly at work and then realize you’ve drawn a complete RDP table

You entertain young children by pretending to buddy breathe with their dummies ("pacifiers" to you Americanos!).

You consider doing a safety stop when going up several flights of stairs

You step in the lift in the office tower you work in an wonder how far you can ascend before making a deco stop.

R..

 

[bermudaskink]

.... someone asks you over for a barbeque and suggest you bring saussages and looks dissapointed when you pull out two flourescent inflatable tubes.