You know you've been diving too long when....

[TexasMike]

It's been a bit since we have had a pure silliness thread like "Redneck Divers".

Complete this sentence....

• "You know you've been diving too long when...."

And I'll start with: "...you remove your booties to discover the pattern of your pruney feet exactly match the picture you took of the brain coral."

 

[scubadweeb]

When on a Saturday afternoon you find yourself wearing a kilt with a blue ribbon peeking beneath the hem!

C'mon now. That's cute! This is a hard sentence to finish. But at least I tried!

 

[Liquid]

When someone asks you on the phone "How are you?"
you signall back OK.

 

[g2]

:boom: ...A tank o-ring blows out right beside you, and you don't even remember waking up to shut the valve off.

...You can tell the stitching on the inside of your wetsuit needs repairs by looking at the impression it leaves in your skin.

...You surface and get back on the wrong boat. And you don't say anything because they have better munchies.

...You fall asleep during safety stops.

...When you buy a car, the first thing you get for it is a diving flag decal.

 

[wheezy]

when you get that really cool SCUBA gear tan....

especially when you are wearing a hood all day

 

[SubMariner]

Every time you see a puddle you wonder how much "down time" you can get in!

~SubMariner~

 

[DEEP SEA]

You can blow bubbles out your ears!

 

[Fishkiller]

.....your picture is on a fish ID sheet

....your garage is better stocked than the LDS

 

[miked]

....you worry about an ascent rate "violation" while in an elevator.
miked

 

[The Chairman]

Why do they always make fun of me like this???

:tease: