You know you're a diver ADDICT when....

[Coll]

Here's a real one for you: I realized I was addicted to diving when I went to bed with my girlfriend/dive buddy and when she fell asleep I listened to her breathing to hear if it sounded stuffy with the fear that she might be too congested to dive in the morning...

 

[Oxy]

remember that tool box for sale about 6 posts back?
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i got a guy coming to look at it tomorrow = new wet suit
WooHoooooooooo!

 

[Paco]

Or when you have one of these:

 

[jalvare2]

..when your 4years old son cannot differentiate beetween a cat and a dog; but does diferentiate an octopus from a squid.

 

[jalvare2]

..and when you select your new vehicle based on how many tanks can it carry.

 

[Oxy]

Or when you have one of these:

my first thought was filling it with water

 

[mello-yellow]

I've been planning to have my eyes lasered to correct myopia for about 3 years now. Every time I've got the cash I think, to hell with it, glasses aren't too bad, I'm going diving. This year's Red Sea liveaboard on 3rd June

Oh, poo! When I saw "to have my eyes lasered" I expected to see "in order to focus underwater without a mask, and wear corrective lenses in the air". Now THAT would be a sign of a diver addict!

 

[mello-yellow]

Most of the books on your shelf are in Latin.

What is that supposed to mean?

 

[Dave Zimmerly]

- When you have more wetsuits than dress suits.
- When you have more masks than you do shoes.
- When you look at your dog and wish he has gills.
- The only vacation you'll consider is one where you can dive.
- On vacation you get up before 7 to get ready for a dive.
- You find your girlfriend wearing a wetsuit turns you on.

Dave (aka "Squirt")

 

[jupitermermaid]

When you take a shower with your garden hose because your dive gear is always soaking in the bathtub.

When you live in Florida and forego hurricane insurance because the money can be better spent on a nice dive vacation.

When you won't even consider dating a non-diver.

When you do Sea Signs when you're talking to another person (on land).

When you freak out because you find out that your dive gear is actually dry!

When you have a room that is dedicated to storing dive gear (screw the guests....let them sleep on the couch).

When you spend more money on diving than the total amount spent for living expenses.

When you look at dive catalogs as if they were porn mags.

The only DVD's you actually buy include underwater footage.

When you wonder why people are posting on SB and other sites instead of being in the water!