You know you're a diver ADDICT when....

[Oxy]

OMG 4 dives, THATS CERTIFICATION

 

[kdove]

When the cost of anything (car repairs, filling the gas tank, groceries...) prompts the reply.."Do you know how many DIVES that is??!!!??"

 

[Oxy]

You are broke and still buy dive gear.

 

[Oxy]

Try on a wetsuit even though you don't need it.

 

[frozenwarp]

Yor freaking out coz u just relised your gear is ahhhhh DRY, sure it means the start of my next dive is more comfrortable but also means its been for then 48hrs since i last dove...

I'm getting the shakes, I'm hyperventilating coz of all this damn surface air

 

[bamamedic]

....when your significant other shells out $1,400 for a M1A rifle, and you realize that you can't say a darn thing about it, because you've spent twice that much on dive gear!

 

[bamamedic]

...when my buddy canceled at the last minute, instead of giving up and watching TV for the afternoon, I loaded my gear up in my car, and headed down to the YMCA pool!

On the plus side, a bunch of elementary school kids were having a pool party, so as I set up my gear in the locker room, I got to play "scuba ambassador"

 

[SEA~TEC]

Dive a lake with a max depth of 23', just cuz it's only thing close.

 

[prskate2]

When you come back from diving with extra air and use it in the pool for hours.

 

[Dsix36]

When a family member is about to die in a hospital (in the vicinity of a lake) and you are trying to figure out how to get your rebreather shipped there too.