You know you're a diver ADDICT when....

[kkgodiving]

you responded calmly when you kid failed his elementary maths but tore your hair when he cannot figure out how to calcuate PPO2 . . .

 

[Madda]

Hmmmmmmm,

I'm thinking I need help as I can relate to almost all of the replies.

Best I go have a dive huh.

Cheers

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[jupitermermaid]

One last thing........when dating a new girlfriend and ask if she dives or would like to dive....a no is almost terminal!!!

oh no....i have issues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mike

Why would you even CONSIDER going out on a FIRST date with someone without knowing the answer to that question beforehand?????? If a no, it's ALMOST terminal???? It shouldn't even begin!!

Yes, you have issues....LOL. Get your priorities straight!

 

[Oxy]

you plan an underwater mural paintjob for the day room

 

[pir8]

Every room in the house has some kinda scuba gear in it.
Told a real estate agent the only thing the beach is good for is access to the ocean.

 

[Oxy]

the only thing the beach is good for is access to the ocean.

WRONG, it's a good place for the seagulls to carry their booty from local trashcans
And I always blamed people for the mess:no

 

[jupitermermaid]

you plan an underwater mural paintjob for the day room

.....and then sit in it with full scuba gear on, pretending you're actually diving.

 

[jeepguy]

the air freshener hanging in your car is called " new wetsuit"

Wetsuit air freshener!!! Can you get them online or only at LDS:14:

 

[Oxy]

.....and then sit in it with full scuba gear on, pretending you're actually diving.

After putting a couple inches of sand on the floor
just don't forget where you are and pee in your wetsuit

 

[Abidon]

when you relate your gambling losses in diving terms. I was in Vegas last weekend and I dropped about 4 boat dives!