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waterbearer:
When enjoying a cold corona last night during the heat game...I mentioned that my lime was being buoyed up a little extra by the shot of citron.
When you calculate the salinity of that shot of citron and start figuring out how much extra lead you'd need to dive in it. ;)
 
1. When you realize that all that dive gear you're carrying is worth more then the brand new SCUBA Utility Vehicle you bought to haul it around in.

2. When the computer on your wrist is worth more then the one in your home office.

3. When the folks at Goodyear call and ask you to ease up a bit because they can't get their blimp off the ground for lack of helium.
 
Cave Diver:
When you calculate the salinity of that shot of citron and start figuring out how much extra lead you'd need to dive in it. ;)

Wouldn't that shot make the beer less dense?
 
Cave Diver:
When you calculate the salinity of that shot of citron and start figuring out how much extra lead you'd need to dive in it. ;)


Since when did citron have salt in it????


Unless you are crying in your vodka :d
 
scubapolly:
Since when did citron have salt in it????


Unless you are crying in your vodka :d

That's what I thought Polly! I figured the shot would dilute some of the sodium of the beer, thus making it less dense.

And easier to sink the lime. ;)
 
waterbearer:
That's what I thought Polly! I figured the shot would dilute some of the sodium of the beer, thus making it less dense.

And easier to sink the lime. ;)


Not a lot of salt in beer either....
 
scubapolly:
Not a lot of salt in beer either....
Unless you're Stiffler... ;)
 
You know you dive too much when ...

Your friends are designated either divers or non-divers ... and you realize you have not talked to any of the non-divers this month.

You see a beautiful yacht gliding across the water and think how much nicer it would be as a sunken wreck that you could dive.

You are always attracted by the sound of hissing air.

You can list things that indicate you have dived too much.

The list of things that indicate you have dived too much are not funny, but are true.
 
ShakaZulu:
when there is rust in your underwear........

when you wear out bc's before you wear out underwear.
 

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