Would you rather?

[DiverBeth]

fried tarantulas, yummy

would you rather sit through a political speech or listen to fingernails on a blackboard:

 

[wdlk]

fingernails on a blackboard

Creep down the interstate at 15-20mph for 80 miles (did this today) or spend an hour in a dentist chair getting you teeth drilled out.

 

[Hockeynut]

dentist chair.

Would you rather get run over slowly by a steamroller, or watch Dr phil?

 

[scubagal28]

the steamroller

would you rather eat turkey that had been sitting out for a week or last years fruitcake?

 

[augk]

last years fruitcake (they have an indefinite shelf life like Twinkies dont they?)

would you rather play underwater monopoly or underwater hockey?

 

[DiverBeth]

monopoly my air will last longer

would you rather drop a barbell on a finger or toe?

 

[Scuba Do]

Either one, as long as it belongs to someone else.

Would you rather do a good job with no recognition or be widely recognized and praised for something even though you did not do it?

 

[Hockeynut]

The second one.


Would you rather save a puppy from a fire or save a lawyer from a fire?

 

[sibermike7]

Duh! You guys need to re-read the OP. There are supposed to be 2 BAD choices! As if getting rid of a lawyer in any fashion could be bad!! Lawyer? What lawyer? All I heard was this little puppy here!

Would you rather listen to a boring 45 minute sermon or listen to your own exciting 2 hour root canal!!

 

[DiverBeth]

root canal

would you rather eat moldy bread or drink sour milk?