Words Women Use

[Robin Hood Diver]

WORDS WOMEN USE


FINE:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you
need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES:
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
On the other hand, five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been
given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING:
This is the calm before the storm.
This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that
begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH:
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY:
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you.
Do not question it or faint.
Just say you're welcome.

Oh and don't forget the word .......

"WHATEVER"
It's a woman's way of saying
*#@*!#@ YOU!

 

[Kat]

I DON'T CARE
I really do care & you better know why.
Very similar to GO AHEAD.
Don't do it.

MAYBE
No.

 

[simbrooks]

NO
No

Maybe
No

Yes
Yes, well maybe no

 

[DeepBlueResort]

This is much to dangerous conversation to get involved in my wife is looking over my shoulder. saying GO AHEAD

 

[Rick Inman]

Just before I fall asleep in bed at night:
"Honey, can I ask you a question...?"