Words of wisdom from Homer Simpson

[ling]

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/homer.html

My personal fav will have to be

Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.

enjoy

 

[Fly N Dive]

Oh, everythings too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybodys a sinner! Except this guy.

 

[Wristshot]

My favorite, while not listed on that particular page is:

Homer- "Can we go home yet? My feet hurt, all this fresh air is making my hair move, and I'm not sure how much longer I can keep complaining."

(Alternatively: The wind is making my hair move and I don't know how much longer I can keep complaining." ) Not 100% sure which is accurate, but you getthe idea.


Wristshot

 

[Afraid_of_Fish]

(Homer is being questioned by the CIA)
Agent Mully - this is a lie detector, it will tell us if you lie or if you tell the truth. Do you understand?
Homer - Yes.
(Lie detector explodes)

 

[FreeFloat]

(Homer is being questioned by the CIA)
Agent Mully - this is a lie detector, it will tell us if you lie or if you tell the truth. Do you understand?
Homer - Yes.
(Lie detector explodes)

ROFL!!!!!!

I haven't seen that particular one, but can certainly imagine it!

 

[Stone]

Homer finds out how expensive it will be to "baby-proof" the house, so he decides to do it himself. One thing he does is to cover the electric outlets with little paper cut-out bunnies.

Marge says, "But Maggie isn't afraid of bunnies."

Homer replies, "She will be."

 

[Fly N Dive]

(Homer is being questioned by the CIA)
Agent Mully - this is a lie detector, it will tell us if you lie or if you tell the truth. Do you understand?
Homer - Yes.
(Lie detector explodes)

its an X-files spoof agents Mulder and Scully from the FBI are questioning homer about his "ufo" encounter. the treadmill part