Don't worry, anyone who looks into DIR training realizes that you cannot swing a cat on a DIR forum without hitting someone with a sense of humour.
The math is easy so far, in fact DIR math is much easier than just about anything else except "Ooh shiny computer, trust me." (And yes, I bought a computer two seasons ago, but the first thing I did was look up the model it uses and research what it thinks it is telling me).
It is just a case of my wondering what diving would be like if I had a pressure gauge strapped to my wrist that reported ATA directly. FWIW, everyone in diving up here seems to use Imperial, so feet are no problem whatsoever.
Dan "Dressed for Success" Mackay is running GUE-F up here, and we are trying to work out a Toronto session next season. I don't mean to trivialize it, but the math side of GUE-F does not strike me as the hard part of getting a pass. I would say that the big issue is getting my skills down so that my body does what it needs to do without any attention on my part, leaving my conscious mind free to work on situational awareness and doing any calculations that are needed. This strikes me as a big challenge.
In fact, I am off to the pool tonight to work the basic five and one minute ascents. Worse than shore diving, but better than surfing the Internet.