This is a whine and an apology to da ladies.
The Whine:
There should be a DWP or PUI law on this board. Drinking While Posting and Posting Under the Influence is a tragic thing. It's leads to debauchery and undesirable behaviour in general. Under the influence of BG's, or Beer Goggles, fellow SB members avatars that are a 2 at 10 suddenly become a 10 at 2. Now, I'm not talking about pictures of the actual person, because divers are all hotties in my book. But, for instance, throwing pickup lines to a cartoon mouse or fish is just wrong. My BG's might have transgressed into what is known by only a few as BN's. Beernoculars are the most advanced from of this condition and will cause a person to interact with the computer in a way that can not be described on this board. When that mouse or fish or mermaid or whatever starts talking to you, saying, "Come on baby, give me a big kiss!", then it's time to put the keyboard away!! Having dreams that mimick Fantasia is also not cool, and some of you ladies' avatars are just plain freaky when they talk.
OK.
The Apology:
Ladies, I'm not admitting any guilt here, but if by chance I may have molested your avatar last night, I do apologize. The aledged incident which might have occured would have been caused by DWP or PUI. Again, my sincere apologies in case this incident did actually happen.
Peace Chickies
PS. Enjoy the poem, because that was posted after only the first drink. No apology there.
The Whine:
There should be a DWP or PUI law on this board. Drinking While Posting and Posting Under the Influence is a tragic thing. It's leads to debauchery and undesirable behaviour in general. Under the influence of BG's, or Beer Goggles, fellow SB members avatars that are a 2 at 10 suddenly become a 10 at 2. Now, I'm not talking about pictures of the actual person, because divers are all hotties in my book. But, for instance, throwing pickup lines to a cartoon mouse or fish is just wrong. My BG's might have transgressed into what is known by only a few as BN's. Beernoculars are the most advanced from of this condition and will cause a person to interact with the computer in a way that can not be described on this board. When that mouse or fish or mermaid or whatever starts talking to you, saying, "Come on baby, give me a big kiss!", then it's time to put the keyboard away!! Having dreams that mimick Fantasia is also not cool, and some of you ladies' avatars are just plain freaky when they talk.
OK.
The Apology:
Ladies, I'm not admitting any guilt here, but if by chance I may have molested your avatar last night, I do apologize. The aledged incident which might have occured would have been caused by DWP or PUI. Again, my sincere apologies in case this incident did actually happen.
Peace Chickies
PS. Enjoy the poem, because that was posted after only the first drink. No apology there.
