PADI Contact Lens Diver? Gotta look into that one
love this true story.
i used to coach novice water ski-ing, one day we had an absolute beginner, fell of his skis & thrashed about in the water. worried us so we shot over to him ready to go in & rescue him. in a cut glass (posh) upper class accent he exclaimed he had lost his contact lens & could we help him look for it - in a 12 acre lake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!