What Would Your First Act Be?

[scubagal28]

my second act would be that all female divers would have to dive nude.

If you were president you would have to treat males and females as equals...therefore....men would have to dive nude too. It's a equality thing you know.

 

[Gombessa]

My first act would probably be to punch a giraffe in the face, just so Sarah Silverman wouldn't be able to talk about it after I leave office.

Dailymotion - Farewell George, a video from miracleworker. SS, Bush

 

[mikemill]

First act: "It was such a nice day that I decided to go diving instead" shall be a valid excuse
Second act: Sarah Silverman would be classified as a terrorist and sent to the deepest, darkest, most secret detention camp so that no one would ever have to hear from her again.

 

[mikemill]

If you were president you would have to treat males and females as equals...therefore....men would have to dive nude too. It's a equality thing you know.

One word: Shrinkage

 

[Abidon]

If you were president you would have to treat males and females as equals...therefore....men would have to dive nude too. It's a equality thing you know.

One word: Shrinkage

Hence, very little drag.

 

[thanksforallthefish]

First act: "It was such a nice day that I decided to go diving instead" shall be a valid excuse

I like his idea verrrry much ... today is a beautiful warm sunny day here and I would definitely prefer to be diving

Second act: Sarah Silverman would be classified as a terrorist and sent to the deepest, darkest, most secret detention camp so that no one would ever have to hear from her again.

Who the heck is Sarah Silverman? ... for non US residents

 

[Abidon]

I like his idea verrrry much ... today is a beautiful warm sunny day here and I would definitely prefer to be diving

Who the heck is Sarah Silverman? ... for non US residents

She's considered a "comedienne", but mostly says outrageous things that usually aren't that funny for shock value.
Let the flaming begin.

 

[Hockeynut]

If you were president you would have to treat males and females as equals...therefore....men would have to dive nude too. It's a equality thing you know.

Wanna come diving?

 

[thanksforallthefish]

She's considered a "comedienne", but mostly says outrageous things that usually aren't that funny for shock value.
Let the flaming begin.

ok ... thanks ... we have one like that here also ... Judith Lucy ... can't stand her

sorry about :hijackedthread: Hockeynut