Johnoly
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Way too many serious solutions given here. Since I've dove with @Manatee Diver before, I know he likes creative thinking.
That's why I suggest he leave his car keys right in front of his car on the ground.
And then cover them with the $8 fake Dog Doo Doo to hide them. No one will dare touch it and people will actually step away to avoid his car keys. He can even describe to his dive buddy where his keys are by writing they are in "Deep Shlt" on his slate underwater. Back in the parking lot while enjoying a beverage you can even play "Toss the Shlt" while talking about dive Shlt. And when he says a great white shark swam by, his buddy can throw the pit___bull 'shlt' at him.
That's why I suggest he leave his car keys right in front of his car on the ground.
And then cover them with the $8 fake Dog Doo Doo to hide them. No one will dare touch it and people will actually step away to avoid his car keys. He can even describe to his dive buddy where his keys are by writing they are in "Deep Shlt" on his slate underwater. Back in the parking lot while enjoying a beverage you can even play "Toss the Shlt" while talking about dive Shlt. And when he says a great white shark swam by, his buddy can throw the pit___bull 'shlt' at him.