My last car was totally impractical as a dive wagon, although I still managed to get a twinset, two stages and drysuit in with a bit of careful loading. However, if my buddy wanted a lift it was strictly freediving for us.
Became more sensible a couple of years ago so traded in against a Jaguar E Pace. Boring but practical.
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If that thing is boring you're not driving it right.