That is such a great list! I'm going to pay close attention, shut up and do what you tell me so I don't do anything the wrong way, throw out all my gear because it's not what you use, sit still and listen to you so I don't risk spoiling your dive, dye my hair red (to match yours?) and stand up straight so that I'm taller (or maybe only sit down so you can't see how tall I am), avoid wearing white and black so I don't look like a penguin, get rid of my red beanie so I don't look like a garden gnome, deny my heritage and claim to be of Irish descent, and stay away from the vodka. Will you dive with me then?